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Fixing San Diego Mayor Bob Filner — what is this magical two-week therapy program?

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What does seem impossible, though, is the idea that, if he did what he’s accused of doing, he can somehow fix this with two weeks of therapy. 

Yet that is what Filner seems to think: that attending two weeks of therapy — while receiving daily mayor briefings on mayor things — will fix what looks to be a pattern of behavior that’s gone on for YEARS. I can’t even lose two pounds in two weeks, and he’s somehow going to be able to fix what he describes as a “monster” inside him in that short time frame?

There are maybe three settings where this has been shown to work. Two of them are inspirational movies about camp. The other one is “A Clockwork Orange.” They are also fictional.

I’m not running down therapy. It can do wonders — but only if you take it seriously. And the insistence that after two magical weeks of it he will suddenly transform into the leader the people of San Diego deserve shows that Filner is not taking it seriously. It’s not magic. You can’t just wave a therapy wand at your problem and vanish it. You have to actually want to change. And the only change he seems to want is for people to stop yelling at him.

Also, blaming “generational differences” for his alleged behavior doesn’t help his case, particularly. Didn’t work when Paula Deen did it either. He’s not from 1703. He’s 70. 

But what kind of intensive therapy can possibly fix what he’s accused of? Is this Clockwork Orange-style reprogramming? Because that’s the only one I can think of that would do this in two weeks or less. And if that’s your option, maybe you should just listen to everyone who’s been clamoring for you to resign. That way you keep Beethoven, the taxpayers don’t have to sit there while you heal yourself on their dime, and we can all move past this.

Then again, if a real therapy exists capable of working so miraculous a change in so short a period of time, there’s a list miles long of people who’d benefit. Line forms on the right.

That seems highly, highly unlikely. But I guess it’s possible.