Clothed, this time. (Ben Mark Holzberg / Lifetime Photo)

In a case of master bait-and-switch, Alyssa Milano released a “sex tape” on It is, shall we say, highly instructive.

Take a gander. You might learn a move or two that could come in handy at cocktail parties.

If you want to see some RAW, HARD-CORE ACTION*, click on it now!

And, like all the best sex tapes, it is only two minutes long! That’s great! Efficient!

*A fairly subdued two-minute primer on Syria.

(Read 9 Questions if you need more, or just to cool down from that frenzied, passionate bout of uncut information.)

As Milano told Mother Jones’ Asawin Suebsaeng, “If people end up learning something about the crisis in Syria that’s a good thing—even if I had to do a sex tape to lure them in.”

Next, maybe she can tackle Obamacare implementation.