“And wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?”

No, I wilt not, if your lack of satisfaction is because you have not had the opportunity to take a quiz to identify your Shakespearean drinking buddy. Here is that very quiz.

Who is your Shakespearean drinking buddy?

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Alexandra Petri writes the ComPost blog, offering a lighter take on the news and opinions of the day. She is the author of "A Field Guide to Awkward Silences".