Up with this we must not put.
Someone must do something: the statue must go and be replaced with something that does not look like the Wrath of Beelzebub Personified. I would be happy to take it, if it cannot find another home. I could use it to scare rats to death or frighten off suitors or something. Please, let’s Kickstart for this. If it helps, imagine that the people opposed to the statue just stated that they would theoretically not sell pizza to certain other people. That seemed to work pretty well as far as fundraising tactics go.