The Washington Post

Bad news. Eating processed meat, says the WHO (why are we taking health advice from a rock band anyway?) may cause an increased risk of cancer. Processed meat means hot dogs, sausage, the occasional ham, anything cured or smoked or fermented or pickled. Smoking is just as dangerous if what you are smoking is a ham. […]

The most important meal of the day may soon be available at any hour of the day.

The signs are everywhere.

Thanks for President Christie, Rand!

The Internet commands it.