That's an understatement.
Is 'substantive' a euphemism?
Where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
Adulthood is not a fun pitch.
There was a lot of yelling. Was Martin O'Malley there?
Liiiiiive from Saturday Night, it's a debate!
It's like we never left.
Wipe it, like with a cloth?
It may well be fine. But now we'll never know.