Here’s a punk-rock ditty about Wilson Ramos. Which is kind of odd. Lyrics, via The Isotopes’ Web site:

Communique from Washington
Top secret mission coming in
Operation: Vamos
Target: Wilson Ramos

A Venezuelan Holiday
They're gonna take that kid away
Operation: Vamos
Target: Wilson Ramos

No ransom payment in demand
It's Pudge's agent's master-plan
Operation: Vamos
Target: Wilson Ramos

No one will miss the missing man
He ain't a US citizen
Operation: Vamos
Target: Wilson Ramos

No mas secuestros
No mas insecuridad
Liberen a Wilson
D'evolver a la ciudad

I can't help it baby, I'm a target

(Via @Videnieks)