I mean, this is superhuman-type stuff here. I can’t imagine what this weekend will look like in his journal. If his Twitter musings are any clue, the journal entries might not be very long.

“With the First Lady!” he wrote, when he was with the First Lady.

“With all my boys!” he wrote, when he was with all his boys, plus Lil Wayne and Drake, although I guess maybe they now count themselves among his boys.

Also....nah, I’ve got nothing else.