“I live in an apartment building with two of my buddies. The one, like me, loves Harper. The other is an O's fan and cannot stand him. Well his birthday is coming up and we decided to give him a present. We aren't supposed to paint our walls living in an apartment but that's exactly what we decided to do. So Friday while he was at work we came up with the Harper mural attached in the email and painted it while he was at work. Let's just say he was pretty surprised when he came home.  He didn't even get too upset because it was priceless.”

Well, not really priceless when your grumpy landlord keeps your security deposit for sullying up his walls. Also, the roommate probably didn’t “get too upset” because he was already mentally planning his revenge. It’s all fun and games until you have Adam Jones’s face plastered to your bedroom ceiling.