The second-best thing about Bryce Harper’s debut was his rocket of a double to the base of the outfield wall, his first Major League hit and the kind of projectile that few Nationals batters can generate?

Third-best? The go-ahead RBI, earned with a hard line drive to left field in the top of the ninth.

Fourth place? His amazing stirrups, seen below.

A distant fifth? The hair.

(Via @cjzero and Deadspin.)

(Mark J. Terrill/AP)