Nationals Inquisition, which I believe first broke the Harper mustache story, accurately points out that he’s kind of a dead ringer for the Dread Pirate Roberts here. Either way, better to be known for your lip fur than your eye black.
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Dan Steinberg is a reporter and a columnist for Sports and founded the D.C. Sports Bog. He joined The Washington post in 2001 and has covered high school volleyball, college football, the Final Four, the Olympics, the Super Bowl, the National Spelling Bee, the NBA and NHL playoffs, and the New Zealand curling team.