Still, I probably should have noticed the “Welcome Home RGIII” promos the network has been running.

And lest you think I’m going to make fun of CSN for flinging journalistic objectivity into the Potomac and covering its television face with RGIII temporary tattoos, remember that my newspaper once ran Return of the King headlines for Joe Gibbs.

Anyhow, these are the three main images from the short promo. Nos. 2 and 3 sort of give you an idea of what it would look like if a giant RGIII arose out of the soil of the Mall with plans to terrorize and/or eat all of Tourist Washington.