Do you like questionable “Eye of the Tiger” covers? Random shots from the beltway? Do you want to see every play in the Big Train Celebrity Softball Game in thirteen minutes?

Of course you do, so here you go.

Highlights include Lorenzo Alexander striking out thanks to the softball two-foul rule (3:50 mark), Brandon Banks’s first softball at-bat ever (6:59), Shelvin Mack fouling the ball and having a fan throw it back (7:28) and Mike Wise sliding into landing on second base (10:28). Also, 112 bad throws, 87 missed routine catches and at least two bad calls that prove the media should have won.

Not in the video: Dan Steinberg.