I mean, the District Ultras are my people. I’ve eaten gourmet cheese and drank poisonous punch with those people. And now they’re planking and national sites are reporting it before I am. Terrible.

Anyhow, because I’m incorrigible, I will proceed with some photographic selections from their halftime stunt, taken from their Facebook page.

“We were just being stupid,” one Ultra e-mailed me, but I’d disagree. They were just being awesome.