You know, there actually is some sentiment on South Cap Street that the Nationals’ could be America’s Team, or, barring that, America’s Second Team, the second choice franchise for all the tens of thousands of military members and government workers and other folks who have spent time in Washington and then moved on.

That, though, does not seem to be the impetus behind Drew Storen’s campaign to make the Nats America’s Team. Storen is all about our proximity to Taco Bell franchises, the giant Racing Presidents and Collin Balester’s mustache.