I’ve been trying to cut down on items that are merely based on typographical errors, especially since I make so many myself. But Karl Ravech’s description of Bryce Harper “kissing a pitcher?” Even if that’s just a slip of the tongue, it’s too juicy to ignore. Open mouth, insert...I dunno, something. Doesn’t mean I’m paying lip service to my pledge. Etc.

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