Well, much like with Haynesworth himself, the asking price has dropped. With one of the worst free agents in franchise history now on his way out of town, you can buy his replica jersey for just $9.95.

But act quickly! Once bargain shoppers tire of stocking up on Jason Taylor and Antwaan Randle-El swag, they’ll surely turn their attention to...actually, no one in the world will ever buy one of these ever again. Ever.