This just goes to show you that NFL players — even the locked-out variety — have no shortage of teachers. This is some sort of security officer in Houston, showing Redskins defensive lineman Jeremy Jarmon how to perfect his craft. Jarmon, of course, was in Houston to cheer on his Kentucky Wildcats, who lost in the Final Four on Saturday. But at least he got better in football while he was there.

Thanks to Reader Eric for the video, and be warned of mild profanity.