No one sent me a photo. But the Internet did its business, and @RecordsAndRadio came up with this, from Instagram.

Shame on you, if your own fandom has yet to cause you to imprint the initials of an athletic and likable young man you’ve never met on your body for all time.

Do you know this man? Or do you have an RGIII tattoo of your own? Please do get in touch. And lawyers who have trademarked RG3: please do not claim this man’s body as an infringement.