* “No one associated with our football program is satisfied with our overall record this season.”

* And yet, “it is during these difficult times that we need your support and attendance the most.”

* In case you missed the message of that last item, “I encourage you to continue your support by attending Saturday’s game against Virginia.”

* In case you missed the message of that last item, “Please help us show our appreciation for this group of talented young men on Saturday, and let’s give them the support they rightfully deserve for their final home game at Byrd Stadium.”

* In case you missed the message of that last item, “Please come. Please.”

I guess he noticed what Byrd Stadium looked like last weekend.