(D.C. United)

Even though Payne made every attempt to woo potential dunkers by appearing shirtless, former D.C. United forward Jaime Moreno raised the most amount of money of all dunkees. Payne came in second and DC101’s Greg Roche came in third, despite some obvious trolling in a Sounders FC jersey.

Here is video of the Payne dunking and Roche trolling. I don’t know who the chucker is who felled Payne, but the Nats might want to give him a call.