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Last Thing: Michael Morse: ‘I was standing at the plate naked.’


Michael Morse, what was the last…

Movie you saw
“Wrath of the Titans.”

Book you read
What’s this book that all the girls are reading? Oh, “Fifty Shades of Grey.”

Thing you cooked
Steak on the grill.

Song you downloaded
Sophie B. Hawkins. “As I Lay Me Down.”

Vacation you went on
Back home on this All-Star break.

Dream you had
I was standing up at the plate, naked. It was a horror. I forgot my uniform.

Person who made you laugh
Mark DeRosa.

Person you texted
My fiancee.

Thing you took a picture of
My car.

Time you cried
When I got hit by a pitch. A little tear came out.

Time you bled
When I got hit by a pitch.

Beer you drank
I don’t drink beer. I’m gluten-free. I’m a glutard.

Tattoo you got
On my ribs. “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.”

Web site you visited
I don’t have a computer. It keeps me out of trouble.


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