I guess the better lede sentence would be something about Clawed the American Eagle thing pulling a massive upset by beating out the George Mason Patriot, Jack the Bulldog, Screech, G-Wiz, Slapshot, Talon, Uncle Slam, Louie, T-Rec from the Montgomery County Department of Recreation and the BCC Battlin’ Baron. But I’ll stick with mine, thanks.

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