RGIII, though, has a remarkable locker, filled with action figures and the like, from the Incredible Hulk to Spiderman to G.I. Joe. It would make a fantastic visual, no doubt. Unfortunately, still photography in the locker room is prohibited, and the Redskins will not allow video cameras to shoot this colorful shrine.

So, in lieu of images of the quarterback’s entertaining locker, here are images of the defensive linemen’s boring lockers.

Above, please find Barry Cofield’s locker. I’ve highlighted the most interesting thing. It’s a Yankees cap.