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Mike Wise raps about Usain Bolt

I’m not at the Olympics right now, and I’m very glad about that.

Fortunately for The Post, Mike Wise is currently filling the role of “doing strange social media type things for the newspaper while at the Olympics.”

He’s doing it with much more gusto than I could muster, too. Here is is, rapping about Usain Bolt. He calls it “Usain in the Membrane.”

In related news, Mother Jones’s Kevin Drum has jerkily labeled Wise “The Real Reason the Olympics Suck.” Clearly, Drum has not listened to “Usain in the Membrane.”

Dan Steinberg writes about all things D.C. sports at the D.C. Sports Bog.

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