We’re headed into some lean times, people.
With no local sports on television last night, we were all forced to find something else to do. Ian Desmond learned how to use Twitter. RGIII and Brandon Banks spent the night keeping Niles Paul out of something called a “Long Hair Don’t Care Crew.” Brian Orakpo took the time to have some serious face time with his son over applesauce.
While days without DMV sports will be few and far between, it’s no secret that summer is the hardest part of the year for sports fans and bloggers alike. But if we stick together, we’ll get through this.
BECAUSE YOU DON’T READ THE PAPER...
* Bryce Harper is playing beyond his 19 years.
* The Redskins are named as defendants in that fun collusion lawsuit against the League.
TWEET OF THE NIGHT
Morning folks!A word to the wise isn’t necessary, its the stupid ones who need the advice.-Bill Cosby#GTAU— Anthony Armstrong (@MrArmstrong13) May 25, 2012
QUOTE OF THE NIGHT
Ryan Zimmerman on Bryce Harper’s age:
“We figured it out that Bryce was 8 when Adam [LaRoche] got married.”
HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT
A touching family reunion at the Bowie Baysox game...
PHOTO OF THE DAY
Brian Orakpo tweeted this photo with the following explanation: ”Me and lil Rak having a man to man convo eating applesauce.” Word.
WHAT TO WATCH TODAY
Nats at Braves at 7:30 p.m. on MASN. Royals at Orioles, 7 p.m. MASN2 All TV/Radio listings are here.
THINGS THAT ARE FUNNY
If you’re still keeping up with the NBA Playoffs, here are the 13 funniest moments so far. I say Chris Bosh video bomb for the win.
Some things to do around D.C. on this fine Memorial Day weekend.