“Recently a blogger said our teammate Michael Morse was reading the book ‘50 Shades of Grey,’ ” Tyler Clippard says in this MLB Fan Cave video.

Hey, I know that blogger! It was Sarah!

“This statement is completely erroneous,” Craig Stammen then adds.

“His girlfriend was reading the book; Michael was not,” Sean Burnett says.

“But the rest of us, WE LOVE IT!” they all say.

Then they read passages of “50 Shades of Grey” to each other.

You’re welcome, world.