Media Guide (Amanda Comak/@acomak)

And so, here’s the cover of the Nats’ 2011 media guide. Mike Rizzo appears to be the featured attraction. Well, either Mike Rizzo, or Mike Rizzo’s cell phone.

Also note the way Jayson Werth’s left leg, Ryan Zimmerman’s right leg and Rizzo’s torso sort of form a W pattern. Not exactly curly, but you can see if it you squint real hard.

(By the way, what happened to Werth’s bat? Where is the rest of Zimmerman’s leg? And why does Werth not have a beard, anyhow? So many questions.)

(Photo taken from the Twitter feed of new Nats Washington Times beat writer Amanda Comak. Go follow her.)