When I interviewed 100 percent awesome Redskins defensive back Pat Fischer last summer, I noted that he kept hitting me. I mean, his default action is physical contact. I later saw him at at IF Field, and he was battering me again. Dude just hits and hits and hits.

“Pat Fischer would tear your eyeballs out,” Larry Michael said last weekend, before approaching Fischer.

Now, Fischer didn’t exactly bash Michael the way he bashed me, but he definitely shook Michael’s arm enough that Michael grabbed Pat’s arm back to steady the interview process.

Anyhow, watching Pat Fischer is awesome, even when answering inane questions, so here you go.