“Well, I could go with two different answers,” Chenier told the Wizards Web site, when asked for an explanation. “One, I was bored to death and just started shaving one day and just never stopped. And that’s probably the truth. The other is I wanted to do something different. So just cut it off and I realized that I’m getting attention from it, so it’s a good thing.”
Chenier, as you no doubt already guessed, gave this interview after throwing out the first pitch at a Bethesda Big Train game. Video of his pitch is below. Better than John Wall, worse than Jordan Zimmermann.