The inventory of goofy commercials starring D.C. athletes pushing local products in amusing fashion has been alarmingly low in recent months. Eastern Motors is running all sorts of Gilbert Gottfried ads. Bruce Boudreau is no doubt doing bird calls and dancing in a track suit in Southern California. Coat-Rack-Po is last year’s news. Stephen Strasburg’s Toyota spots don’t even make the slightest eyebrow raise toward humor. They’re, like, aggressively un-entertaining.

Luckily, Ryan Kerrigan and Thompson Creek Windows are here to redeem us all. Via shots of Kerrigan tackling people and pushing them out of windows.