This photo from Hagerstown comes courtesy of Reader Luis; for all I know, they’ve been doing this all season, but it’s new to me.

As for Harper, I’ll give the floor to Nats Enquirer:

Just a 4-5 game Wednesday, complete with a grand slam and 5 RBI. No biggie. Through 31 games (111 ABs), Harper is hitting a lowly: .396/.472/.712/1.184 with 8 HR and 30 RBI. Time to move on...

Yeah. So get your eye black patches quick.