Since the world has decided that competitive eating belongs in the sports pages, and since the world’s Major League Eating-sanctioned world chili championship was in D.C., and since the featured product was Ben’s Chili Bowl chili, and since there’s video (via DCist) of the proceedings, and since Joey Chestnut won $3,000 by eating two gallons of the stuff in six minutes....actually, not sure where I was going with that sentence.

Here’s a fun video, though.