The Wizards were trying to avoid their first-ever 0-6 start Wednesday night. So they went to Orlando, and started 0-for-12 from the field, and were quickly down 9-0. That’s a lot of zeroes in one sentence.

Needless to say, they would not rally. But the tone of Steve Buckhantz’s voice through these 12 misses pretty much says it all.

Also, the Magic had 27 assists to the Wizards 12, while the four Washington starters not named John Wall combined for 45 shot attempts and 2 assists.

These, friends, are some wicked pixels. Shield your eyes.