Introducing the Wizards All You Can Eat Seats!

Enjoy a great deal on a game ticket and all the food you can eat! All-You-Can-Eat Seats include a game ticket in the VW Penthaus, plus all you can eat and drink at a dedicated concession stand, all for one low price!

All-You-Can-Eat Menu Items will include the following: Hot Dogs, Popcorn, Soft Pretzels, Peanuts, Cracker Jacks, Ice Cream Novelties, Fountain Soda. Available for most regular season games. Available for most regular season games.

This ad says the seats start at $30, but the ad for Wednesday’s game with the Thunder mentions $49 seats. Either way, the more time you spend at the concession time, the less time you spend watching the team.

(Yes, I decided to go with that joke over the “JaVale McGee wants to know more about this unlimited Hot Dog offer” joke. And also over the “at least the concession stand is dedicated” joke.)

(Via Ball Hogs Radio.)