I’m guessing maybe there isn’t a huge, overwhelming, stampede-over-women-and-children rush to buy Wizards season tickets for the 2011-2012 season. Thus, the team is offering some incentives if you buy today.

* 3-YEAR PRICE GUARANTEE: Lock in your price through the 2013-2014 season!

* 12 MONTH PAYMENT PLAN: Spread the cost of your season tickets out over 12 months with no interest or fees!

* NEW WIZARDS REPLICA JERSEY: Each account will receive one replica Wizards home jersey (size XL) featuring the Wizards new color scheme.

Say it with me and help dull the pain of a .263 winning percentage: “Wizards new color scheme, Wizards new color scheme, Wizards new color scheme.”

(Via @geneticlyperfect)