Eddie Murphy arrives at the Kennedy Center. (Matt McClain/Post)

Eddie Murphy, king of comedy

Murphy didn’t tell a joke for almost three decades — until he came to the Kennedy Center to receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

Vester L. Flanagan, 41, a former employee of the Roanoke station, is believed to have posted videos online showing him shooting the crew.

A Duke freshman thinks ‘Fun Home’ is immoral. He won’t read assignment.

A Duke freshman thinks ‘Fun Home’ is  immoral. He won’t read assignment.

POSTEVERYTHING | He says his beliefs extend to pop culture and artwork depicting sex acts.

Local

Metro workers planning ‘sick-out’ Friday

DR. GRIDLOCK | ATU Local 689 officials said the action is in response to concerns over changes to Metro’s sick leave policy.

Sports

The one speech I wrote for Obama that I didn’t believe in: Praising the Penguins

DC SPORTS BOG | Being a White House speechwriter is great — until you have to write in praise of your least favorite hockey team.

Technology

Everything that’s wrong with FaceApp, the latest creepy photo app for your face

For starters, the app’s “hotness” filter was lightening skin to “beautify” a face.