New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, sporting a sprig of a ponytail and a horrible shirt, seems to be enjoying himself on a trip to Carnival in Rio with Gisele Bundchen. That black boot on his surgically repaired foot is somewhat worrisome, but it doesn’t stop him from dancing and proving that this Brady hasn’t been totally expunged. (via Jimmy Traina, official chronicler of such things)

Bad as Brady may be, this is still better than the thankfully Croc-less Brett Favre float at Mardi Gras.