In addition to being a fine tipper when dining out, Peyton Manning is also one funny guy, as the Indianapolis Star reminds us through its tears.

Nothing’s ever going to top “Saturday Night Live,” though, so let’s start with that.

Cut that meat!

A rare moment in which Olivia Manning steals the show.

Football Cops....just for the mustaches. This one is proof that they’re not all golden.

Hmmm...good thing those dishes are movable.

But what if he ends up in Miami?

Here’s one Manning himself perhaps should watch:

For more, go to Indy Star Sports’s Manning’s DirecTV commercials and Manning’s MasterCard commercials. Resign yourself to getting nothing else done today.

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From Football Insider

Manning has plenty of options

What should the Redskins do?