The fan starts a new job on Tuesday and the game is on Friday, so she needed the NFL superstar's intervention.
Bryce Harper, T.J. Yates and Kyle Long also posted tweets providing breaking news on deals involving fictional characters from sports movies and TV shows.
The Texans superstar is impressed.
Jadeveon Clowney, the No. 1 overall pick in the 2014 NFL draft, faces a ninth-month recovery and may not be ready for the start of the 2015 season.
It was the eighth installment of the Texans wide receiver's annual display of seasonal generosity.
Many of Houston's finest enjoyed a free lunch, courtesy of the Texans superstar.
After firing Gary Kubiak, owner Bob McNair reportedly wants a "calmer" coach...say, Lovie Smith.
Former Ravens star safety had signed as a free agent, but was plagued by injuries.
Wade Phillips is expected to coach the team this weekend as coach recovers from mini-stroke.
It's unclear when he'll rejoin the team as he continues to receive treatment in a Houston hospital.