That’s Page 3!

But it also quotes a fashion maven who says of Upton: “She’s like a Page 3 girl,” referring to “the scantily clad voluptuous women featured in The Sun, a London tabloid.”

And just above that particular bit of text is a picture of Upton, scantily clad and voluptuous, right smack in the middle of Page 3. Of the tabloid-envious New York Times.

(h/t @bartongellman)