Eddie Murphy arrives at the Kennedy Center. (Matt McClain/Post)

Eddie Murphy, king of comedy

Murphy didn’t tell a joke for almost three decades — until he came to the Kennedy Center to receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

Vester L. Flanagan, 41, a former employee of the Roanoke station, is believed to have posted videos online showing him shooting the crew.

A Duke freshman thinks ‘Fun Home’ is immoral. He won’t read assignment.

A Duke freshman thinks ‘Fun Home’ is  immoral. He won’t read assignment.

POSTEVERYTHING | He says his beliefs extend to pop culture and artwork depicting sex acts.

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Two young fire victims were buddies — one loved Spider-Man, the other Minions

Two young fire victims were buddies — one loved Spider-Man, the other Minions

Fernando Hernandez, 3, was “a child full of joy”; Deibi Morales, 8, had told his mom, “I want to be president.”

Sports

Kirk Cousins and four other players who will disappoint in 2016

Since 2012, Cousins is the only passer with at least 100 red-zone pass attempts that hasn’t thrown an interception inside the 20-yard line.

Technology

Tesla cars get faster as company announces new 100-kilowatt battery

The Tesla Model S sedan is now the third-fastest car in the world, the luxury electric automaker announced Tuesday in a series of upgrades.

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‘They’ll kill for it’: Ramen has become the black-market currency in American prisons

WONKBLOG | Instant ramen has overtaken cigarettes as the go-to currency in U.S. prisons, according to a study.