So, this exists:

As your 2012 presidential candidate, I, @DCEarthquake, promise you change across America. And by change I mean destruction.Tue Aug 23 19:22:34 via webDCEarthquake2011

In the proud tradition of creating Twitter accounts for non-humans involved in breaking news stories, someone created the DC earthquake account within an hour of the quake hitting.

The “earthquake” has already declared that it is running for president in 2012.

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