Skip the velvet ropes as a Newseum VIP this week; just come up with a clever, utterly fictional headline. (Bill O’Leary/The Washington Post)

We’re chatting about the holidays and New Year’s Eve today at 1 p.m. with readers and with special guest Holly E. Thomas of Refinery 29. Join us, and you have a chance to win two Newseum VIP passes, which you can use for entry to the museum for two consecutive days. Win them, and wow your Mom or best friend with your amazing VIP status. (With one minor catch: You have to use them quickly. They expire Dec. 31.)

All you have to do is dream up a headline that you wish you’d seen in 2011, and share it with the world during the chat. For example: “Kate and Wills confirm: Bump not carbs, but royal baby.” Or my personal wish, “Ke$ha retires, joins convent.”

You get the picture. See you at 1.