“Gentlemen: To the ballet!” (John McDonnell/The Washington Post)

Let me cut right to the chase: The Washington Nationals Racing Presidents are going to be making a repeat appearance in “The Nutcracker,” “performing” at the evening show Dec. 14. George, Abe, Tom and Teddy. On stage. At the Warner Theatre.

Sure, there’s majesty aplenty in the company’s ballet, but something tells me nothing is going to equal the visual of Teddy’s big grinning head bobbling around a room full of partygoers in fancy Victorian garb. Sight gags just don’t get much better.

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