Aunt Grizelda (Elmarie Wendel) is annoyed by the Lorax (Danny Devito) in “Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax.” (Photo Credit: Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment)

(NO STARS)Project X” (R) “There are, by my count, only two good jokes in "Project X," a thin, painfully overlong comedy about an out-of-control party thrown by a trio of high-school losers. One is the "story by" credit given to Michael Bacall. This is funny because there is, almost literally, no story.” — Michael O’Sullivan