You could spend $7 on a medium coffee at Starbucks, or a strawberry-habanero margarita from El Chucho. Up to you, really. (Fritz Hahn)

Here, presented without comment, are 12 delicious D.C. drinks that cost $7 or less. They might not hail from Central America or retail for $40 a bag, but they should make you question your sanity the next time you stand in a Starbucks line.

●House Negroni (Fiola’s): $6 during daily happy hour

●On-tap shot of Fernet Branca (The Passenger): $7

●New York Egg Creme (Gina Chersevani’s Buffalo & Bergen): $3

●Presidential Sweet Concrete (Shake Shack): $6.50

●Can of Schlitz and shot of Jameson (Red Derby): $5

●Frozen Strawberry Habanero Margarita (El Chucho): $7

●Two-serving French press of Vigilante Coffee (Room 11): $4

●Red wine-cachaça sangria (Estadio): $6

●Burns’ Night Bluejacket & Pizza Port (ChurchKey): $7

●Large bubble tea (Shanghai Lounge): $5.50

●20 oz. hand-squeezed melon juice (Juice Joint): $6.25

●Homemade ginger soda (We the Pizza): $3

Oh, and per a viral Jimmy Kimmel taste test, most people have no idea what fancy coffee tastes like, anyway.