Eddie Murphy arrives at the Kennedy Center. (Matt McClain/Post)

Eddie Murphy, king of comedy

Murphy didn’t tell a joke for almost three decades — until he came to the Kennedy Center to receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

Vester L. Flanagan, 41, a former employee of the Roanoke station, is believed to have posted videos online showing him shooting the crew.

A Duke freshman thinks ‘Fun Home’ is immoral. He won’t read assignment.

A Duke freshman thinks ‘Fun Home’ is  immoral. He won’t read assignment.

POSTEVERYTHING | He says his beliefs extend to pop culture and artwork depicting sex acts.

Local

After threat of withheld funds, Metro offers fixes for track worker safety

DR. GRIDLOCK | “We are working diligently to improve roadway worker protections throughout the Metrorail system,” General Manager Paul J. Wiedefeld said in the letter.

Sports

NFL Network’s Mike Mayock goes bananas over orangutans making draft picks

Despite all outward appearances, the Colts really aren’t monkeying around here.

Business

Heineken to Pepsi: Hold my beer

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