Grains plus folic acid: a recipe for a party! (Carla Gottgens/BLOOMBERG)

A party at which lawmakers can celebrate acid? Timothy Leary would have been proud.

And if that doesn’t get you in a party-down mood, consider this factoid: folic acid consumption is critical for the prevention of birth defects (yes, that’s actually on the invitation).

The bakers’ group, which reps the wholesale baking industry, calls folic-acid fortification “one of the top ten public health achievements in this century.” Does this mean we can soon expect a cocktail soiree for the polio vaccine? Hors d’oeuvres for seat belts? Tequila shots for Viagra?

We’re breaking out our party hats.