Only these holidays are a little less momentous than the last few.

Fancy ringing in Groundhog Day surrounded by your favorite lobbyists? Then the breakfast in honor of Rep. Mark Critz (D-Pa.) is just the thing for you. The pleasure of being in august company while finding out whether Punxsutawny Phil sees his shadow starts at $500 a pop.

And on Valentine’s Day, that most romantic of holidays, you can cozy up with Rep. Mike Michaud (D-Maine) at an intimate meal at the swanky Caucus Room. There’s a $500 minimum—which buys you a lot of heart-shaped Whitman Samplers.

But hey, at least it’s a breakfast, so you can still make those dinner reservations with your second-favorite sweetie.

We can’t wait to see what those creative fundraisers will dream up for Arbor Day.